No messing around, no tricks, hidden fees, or any other ridiculous surprises. If you're buying, I'm selling.
This domain can be purchased for 2400 USD. To arrange purchase, contact:
supermegasendfile.com at proxy.dreamhost.com
Alternatively, if you'd rather not purchase, but would just like to lease the domain's home page, pricing is 325 USD per month. A subdomain (non-www) may be leased for 216 USD per month, and requires that you provide your own hosting*.